Today’s Wacky Wednesday features this funny article on Spike, Entitled Top 10 Lies You’ve Been Told About Sex.
The writing is funny and the ‘lies’ they enumerated are downright hilarious. Have you ever been told by your boyfriend or husband that you should drink his semen because it’s fat-free and/or nutritious? Apparently, some men have gone one step further and claimed that semen is Atkins-approved! Here’s an excerpt:
It’s about as Atkins-approved as the ice cream in the picture above. Here’s the skinny: The average male ejaculate is about 4 milliliters. And, although there is protein in semen (the sperm, namely), it is largely comprised of fructose which is a sugar, and totally not Atkins-approved. However, the energy in a typical load amount to a measly seven calories. So, let’s just say that you’re giving your girl 14 shots a day – a noble goal. That’s about 100 calories. It would take a month for her to put on a pound of “semen weight.”
Some other items mentioned include the racial basis for humongous dongs. You know, how people have always believed that black guys have huge penises and how Asians have thin, small ones. Oh, I love the part that debunked the age-old belief that men are hornier than women. Seriously, now. Who do you think would crave sex more, the people that have single-shot orgasms or the people who are capable of multiples?
One more myth that has been debunked is the one that says geeks don’t get laid much. So it seems intelligent men do get more action than most other guys? Now, that you know, you can go out there and strut your smarty pants around to attract the hottest, sexiest babes around.
“I know logarithms, babe. Do you wanna get it on now?”
