In case you don’t know, May is Masturbation month… check it out at Carnal Nation’s Events Page.
Now, one of the highlights of Masturbation month in the SF area is the Masturbate-thon, which involves quite a few events that any woman can ACE (except for the events meant for men, of course). Here are some of the contest offerings this year:
Longest Squirt Distance – An area will be set up so that participants can compete for longest squirting/ejaculation distance. This will be a mixed gender event and whoever goes the fluid distance wins!
Longest Time Spent Masturbating – How long can people masturbate? Well, the current record is over 8 hours.
Most Orgasms – Multiple orgasms aren’t just for females. The Masturbate-a-Thon record for most male orgasms is 6! Of course, women are a little ahead in this game with a record of 49 orgasm in a single masturbate-a-thon event.
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If you missed this year’s Masturbate-thon fun, here are some tips on how you can prepare for the next one:
1. Kegel Exercises – Start now and start early. Your vaginal muscles will be put to the test when the going gets tough. Stress of competition might just make you lose focus so you’re muscles should be ready for the long haul ahead (it’s a marathon!).
2. Prepare three favorite fetish fantasies to rotate inside your head if porn isn’t provided, to get the juices flowing. Sure, you might get turned on by the other people masturbating around you, but if you’re the competitive sort, you might just see them as … competition.
And lastly,
3. Don’t take yourself too seriously. Have fun practicing and don’t forget to re-charge your vibrators after each practice.
May isn’t over yet. Let’s all celebrate Masturbation month in our own small ways!
