This article at Your Tango starts strong with this question “Do we really need product that makes your mouth wet so you can give better blow jobs?”. Since I figured the product in question has to be a candy or something, I had to read the rest of the article. Yes, it’s a candy.
… people said that if you put a lifesaver in your mouth while going down on a guy he’d feel a whole new sensation. Other version we’ve heard include an Altoid or a cough drop. All three were supposed to produce the same result: an added tingle created by the mint or active ingredient in the cough drop. One thing that no one ever mentioned, though, was that a sucking candy produces saliva, a necessary component of oral sex.
A new product is trying to take this idea and sell it. Sixty Nine Wet Head is basically Listerine PocketPaks redesigned for sex: translucent strips that at first seem like plastic, but dissolve when placed on your tongue. The Listerine version is supposed to kill germs. The sex version promises “one little strip on your tongue will turn your mouth into a juicy wet haven. With a mouth so moist you’ll have your partner spinning from your newfound talent.” We get the idea, but does it work? And do you really need it? Read more.
The testers tried it and the little strip made their mouths wet as promised, but the taste is something else entirely. Your ordinary candy can do the trick, but the usual ones aren’t meant for sex (mental image of gagging on his member while a candy is still inside … ugh). Come to think of it, drinking hot coffee before going down on a guy is also a nice pre-BJ prep trick, so is there a product that will also bank on that?
The idea of this new product tickles the imagination, and the kind of massive lubrication it promises could lead to early male orgasms.
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Capitalism at its best, eh? If people will buy it, they can sell it. I’d be a bit worried about the drool factor, myself.