The new sex columnist in the Daily Cal, Carmel de Amicis, gives us a bird’s eye view of how to have sex in a college campus. In particular, a dorm’s shower stall.
Most of your sex freshman year will probably take place in the dorms, unless you are smart and start dating an upperclassman with an apartment. The dorms, as you will soon discover, are simmering cesspools of teens living on top of one another, complete with STDs, clogged bathrooms, unwashed sheets and the lingering smell of weed. Such an environment makes for prime seduction-no joke, I found my first two serious boyfriends in the dorms. When you are crammed in with a bunch of people your age, there will always be that smoking hot guy/girl that you eventually pursue.
I will never forget my first Cal hook-up. The night began where most Saturday nights (inevitably) begin: choking down shots of cheap vodka with hallmates. After an hour or so, we’re a little giddier and a lot hornier. Enter: delicious friend of a hallmate. He’s a tortured artist with a sweet guitar and a deep voice. I’m hooked.
After an evening of sake bombs, dancing, and a doughnut run, he asks the imminent question-
“Do you want to find a shower stall somewhere?”
My first thought-am I really this desperate?
My second thought-yes.
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That story just brought up an awesome image inside my mind; one that involved a shower stall, a hunky guy and some soap. The article’s fun in so many ways. First, it reminded me of how uninhibited college sex was, and how the hormones were shooting off every other college kid in town. Maybe the best sex sessions will always be the carefree types and the ones that happen in weird locations (like a shower stall).
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I say thank you to men who think this way. Sleep-inducing orgasms are indeed the best kind. In another post I described the beauty of the body-tingling orgasm, and how the clitoris feels so vulnerable after a particularly good climax. Sleep has a way of creeping in just when a woman is in her throes, and enjoying the orgasm immensely.
I suppose this could be okay. I can’t say I have personally ever done it myself, but I would recommend wearing your shower shoes. You may not catch an STD, but a potential foot fungus could be in the works. Safety first!